But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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