What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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