how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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