I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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