He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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