Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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