come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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