Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
its liver damage thursday
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