It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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