Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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