Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
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my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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