Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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