i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
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Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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