What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
My ass is underappreciated
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
