She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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