do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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