sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
of course. lets lasso hookers.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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