forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
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Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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