I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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