Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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