You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Randomize
