wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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