What a fucking waste of an outfit
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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