Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
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i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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