5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
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I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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