the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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