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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.

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• (714): View more from California

  She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.

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• (661): View more from California

  Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.

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• (408): View more from California

  so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Is Oprah even human

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• (415): View more from California

  Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms

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• (716): View more from New York

  My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England

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