i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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