I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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