im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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