there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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