ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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