Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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