Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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