I hate your face
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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