If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Non-Jews are for practice
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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