gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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