If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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