You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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