I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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