I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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