Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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