Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
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Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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