I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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