I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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