SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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