Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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