there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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