I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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