nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
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His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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