I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Drunk is a universal language darling
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