ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I'm always down for nudity.
Randomize
