ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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